💁Kinda Hot, Kinda Not🙍


idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

hello ladies cute feminist boy here


i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life



Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.



"Romeo, oh Romeo, does thou eat ass oh Romeo?"




Okay so this is very important

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"Minding my business and leaving yours alone"Said in response to the question, “What are you doing,” especially when one does not wish to be bothered. (via blackproverbs)

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